** Endangered Species ** =================================== -- My species is so rare that humans have put us on an Endangered Species list. -- Well, we are so rare the humans don't even know that my species exists .....
** An Amazon Tribe ** =================================== -- In the Amazon Basin, scientists have found a tribe that venerates Richard Dawkins as the world-creating deity and a fertility god.
** Plato and a Platypus ** =========================== -- Plato thought that an ideal man is round. -- And I've known for a while that ideal arguments are circular.
** A Paradox ** =================== -- A man is truly happy if he does not care how the Universe came into being. -- The only goal that lifts man above other animals is in seeking to understand how the Universe came into being.
** The Sun and the Trees ** ============================ -- If the sun were to disappear suddenly and completely without a trace, we would not know about it for full eight minutes.* -- And the trees we see with our own eyes are but the ghost-shells of their existence a split second ago. -- * Note: Sun's gravity would also remain for those eight minutes.
** In the Beginning by Ellen DeGeneres ** ========================================== -- In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
** Dave Bowman Finally Understands the Randomness Inherent in the Universe ** ============================================================================= -- Dave Bowman: My God, it's full of Black Swans!
** Emptiness ** =================== -- A repeating pattern of emptiness is what defines the atoms and the universe. So don't be surprised if you come up empty-handed in a deal or two ...
** Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle (in Politics) ** ======================================================= -- You can never be certain about a politician's intentions ...
** Many Worlds Theory ** ========================= -- The Many Worlds Theory postulates an infinite number of near-identical copies of universes - and the RIAA doesn't like it one bit. --
** Schrödinger's Cat / Schrödinger's LolCat ** =============================================== -- Schrödinger's cat was dreaming, -- And said: -- God-darn'd! -- Either I am dead -- Or I aren't!
** Interview at NASA Research **
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-- And what kind of rockets did you design, Mr. Peabody?
-- You see, I was at this Chinese fireworks outfit for a while, and ...
** Archaeological Surprise **
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-- What archaeologists initially thought was an 800-year old walnut turned out to be the preserved brain of a well-known religious fanatic.
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