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The Bailout Blackhole

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** The Bailout Blackhole **
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-- The stellar mass of tax-payer dollars breaks up into corporate bonuses as it nears the blackhole.
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[Date: Nov 30, 2008]   

In the Beginning by Ellen DeGeneres

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** In the Beginning by Ellen DeGeneres **
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-- In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

[Date: Nov 30, 2008]    

Betting the Farm On It

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** Betting the Farm On It **
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-- $8 Trillion Dollar Rescue
-- They are betting the farm on it now.
-- Yep! And the farmers are included.

[Date: Nov 26, 2008]                

US Economy

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** US Economy **
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-- Everything looks OK now!  We've bailed out the rich.

[Date: Nov 19, 2008]  

Are You Compulsive, Obsessive?

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** Are You Compulsive, Obsessive? **
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-- Well, I think if you are not compulsive, obsessive, maybe there's something wrong with you.

[Date: Nov 16, 2008]     

Color Crayons

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** Color Crayons  **
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-- As a pre-schooler, God had shown a predilection for playing with color crayons. It came in useful, much later in His life, when He was designing Autumn.

[Date: Nov 16, 2008]    

Dave Bowman Finally Understands the Randomness Inherent in the Universe

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** Dave Bowman Finally Understands the Randomness Inherent in the Universe **
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-- Dave Bowman: My God, it's full of Black Swans!

[Date: Nov 15, 2008]     

Murder Mysteries

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** Murder Mysteries **
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-- All murder mysteries are the same story. On the last page the reader finds out how clever the author is.

[Date: Nov 12, 2008] 

Race for Truth Winners

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** Race for Truth Winners **
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-- Humor
-- Sarcasm
-- Irony

[Date: Aug 28, 2008]