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At the Pearly Gates of Heaven

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** At the Pearly Gates of Heaven **
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-- Ahhh!  Mr. Dawkins, I presume?



[Date: Jul , 2009]         

Fatherly Advice

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** Fatherly Advice **
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--  I don't know what to do with my boss.  He is impossible.
--  When I was your age, son, I used to get my bosses fired.


[Date: Jan 15, 2010]          

Internet Explorer

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** Internet Explorer **
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-- Internet Explorer is a handy  application that lets you download the Firefox browser. 



[Date: Sep 21, 2009]  

Server in Production

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** Server in Production **
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-- Is the new mail server in production now?
-- Yes, it's in production in test mode for next two weeks.


[Date: Jan 8, 2010]   

People Never Understand

 

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** People Never Understand **
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-- You guys will never acknowledge it - but technical things are only a minor part of any project.  A company cannot survive without who understand Project Management.
-- Few days later ...
-- My laptop's acting funny for a while.  It disconnects from network, connects again, disconnects, freezes and reboots ...
-- It could be a minor technical detail.

 
[Date: Nov 5, 2009]     

Finally, Something That Makes Sense!

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** Finally, Something That Makes Sense! **  
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-- My New Year resolution this year is to quit my gym.  



[Date: Dec 31, 2009]
                       

Mr. iTunes

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** Mr. iTunes **
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-- I'd say he's Mr. iTunes.  Wants to do everything himself.



[Date: Jul 24, 2009]
                      

That's Why

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**  That's Why **
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-- Lot of stress?
-- Oh, yes. I'm so busy nowadays that nothing gets done.


[Date: Nov 3, 2009]
                         

How to Decide on Release Names

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** How to Decide on Release Names **
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--  Jack, you know it's Release 4.2.  Why call it 5.0 ?
--   We don't charge our customers for minor releases.


[Date: Nov 2, 2009]       

Your App Store

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** Your App Store **
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-- Want to get out of your two-year contract?  There's no app for that.



[Date: Jul 16, 2009]
                         

Year Tags

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** Year Tags  **
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-- Why are products named with a year tag? Windows 2003, Exchange Server 2007 ...
-- To make you feel guilty if you don't upgrade.  It's psychological.


[Date: Nov 2, 2009]
                     

It's Obvious

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** It's Obvious **
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-- Why is everybody in the world so busy nowadays?
-- Because they are all working on an iPhone-Killer.


[Date: Nov 3, 2009]                          

iPhone App Store is Crowded

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** iPhone App Store is Crowded **
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-- We now need an iPhone app to find apps that find apps.



[Date: Sep 6, 2009]     

Serendipity

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** Serendipity **
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-- Serendipity Bliss:  Three years after buying a jacket, you discover another pocket.



[Date: Sep 17, 2009]
                        

Zero-Tweeters

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** Zero-Tweeters **
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-- Question: Why would anyone follow a zero-tweeter? 



[Date: Sep 6, 2009]     

Calls to a Banana Republic

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** Calls to a Banana Republic **
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-- Your call could not be completed. There's a coup d'etat in progress.  Please try later.



[Date: Aug 29, 2009]       

White Papers

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** White Papers **
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-- White papers are so called because they help to hide the dark parts of an implementation ...


[Date: Oct 17, 2009]    

Motivated

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** Motivated **
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-- And after reading these motivational quotations, don't you feel like strangling some of the authors?

[Date: Aug 30, 2009]     

German City Wurzburg bans hand-shaking Within City Walls

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** German City Wurzburg bans hand-shaking Within City Walls **
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--  This is not a very good news for its inhabitants who are dependent on TCP/IP.

[Date: Aug 27, 2009]        

State of IPv6

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** State of IPv6 **
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-- Let's build an IPv6 showcase.
-- Okay, but there are no items to display in it yet.  Will that be a problem?

[Date: Sep 6, 2009]